"Yeah yeah, already done that, who cares!" Bender shouted after the doctor told his tale. It was true. Time travel was boring. He'd already seen everything worth seeing, and stolen everything worth stealing. Honestly, he missed the time code, if he could only remember it he could begin stealing all of histories important artifacts ... again. Unless of course time tore itself apart thanks to his meddling ... now how did they escape the apocalypse again? Oh well, not important. 

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"I'm Flexo, a bending unit. And that's Bender, also a bending unit" Flexo greeted after Bender's rather rude interruption. He stroked his metal goatee in thought as he thought about their stories. He knew Bender would likely try and rob them all, and he wondered which one would be targeted first.