[quote=Fox of Spades]
And out of curiosity, if your human or nobody could make one phone call before dying (to anyone in Nowhere or the human realm) who would they call and what would the call be like? 

This'll probably be tough for Jasper and Ace, poor hoomans >w<
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[Hider=Phone Home]Ace wouldn't make a last call. She feels that whatever she needed to say to people, she has already said. 

Though if she had to make a call, if anyone, I dunno I guess Harper. She'd make sure to remind him one last time to toughen up and lead people to metaphorical and literal victory. Then tell him to like spread her legacy of how awesome she was to everyone because why not. And just for the laughs, she'd probably tell him to go date someone. 
She wouldn't intentionally tell him that she was dying though, instead she'd tell him on accident and then threaten him to stay calm or she'd personally knock some sense into him. In the midst of him panicking, she'd basically repeat herself *see beginning* and then her last words would be, 

"Live your life and make it awesome!"

And then she'd hang up.[/hider]

You guys and your prompts. You can't do this and [I] not[/I] expect me to make an AU. Luckily I didn't haha.