[b]The Greenfield Quarry[/b]
(note: <<text>> indicates it's translated from Japanese.

In the lot where quarry workers ate their lunches, a strange monster held a foreman above his head. Equal parts bat, spider, and humanoid, it clutched at the worker's throat, grabbing his hard hat and tossing it aside.

"Wh-what do you wa-"

<<"Cram it, human! Stop screaming gibberish and answer me: where is that asshat RACER KING?!">>

"Th... the hell are you saying?"

<<"I... ugh.">> The monster growled, tossing the foreman into a plastic table. It began advancing, crushing a plastic chair between its hands as it reached down to pick him up. Then, however, a voice piped up from behind him.

<<"You... do know he probably doesn't speak Japanese, right?">>

The monster dropped the foreman, who scrambled away, and turned to face the source of the voice. A man in a grey suit, with a large silver belt. <<"Ah, good... someone who's smart enough to stop screaming gibberish! Now, I don't know what kind of ass-backwards society this is that you're living in the middle of a field of rocks, and I don't care. Just tell me where this 'Racer King' is, and I might only eat PART of you! GAHAHAHA!">>

The man tilted his head. <<"Hey, it's Spider-Bat, right? Aren't you supposed to be doing ten to twenty in Kasoku Penitentiary? You're eligible for parole soon, but this doesn't look good. I might be able to help, if you care to offer an explanation for one, how and why you broke out, two, how and why you're in America, and three, why you've forgotten the guy who arrested you?">>

The monster pointed to him. <<"Okay, first: I'm not Private Spider-Bat, I'm his brother in law, Brigadier Bat-Spider! You humans have taken him as a prisoner of war! Second, what the flying fuck is an America?! And third... wait...">> The monster's eyes- all eight of them- grew wide with fury. <<"YOU! You're the one who arrested him! That means...">>

A third, artificial voice joined the conversation. <<"Took you long enough! First, yes! This is Tendo Godai, Racer King! Second, yes! Your brother was imprisoned after he stood trial for his crimes. Oddly enough, he's been a model prisoner... But getting back on track, third: You're under arrest!">>

<<"GAHAHAHA... We'll see about that...">> Bat-Spider said, thrusting his arm forward and tossing a few of the plastic chairs at the policeman. <<"Supermass Zone! Condense!">>

The gravity of the area pulled harder and harder as time slowed to a crawl, but Tendo stood up as best he could. <<"Mr. Belt, add resisting arrest to the list of charges. Fire up...">> The artificial voice and the suited man's united. <<"IGNITION! Racer suit, Accelerate!">> A heavy gust of wind and the crack of a sonicboom accompanied the suit appearing around Tendo. <<"It only takes about one nanosecond to complete the acceleration process... but I'm not going to bore you with the details!>>

With that, Racer King began advancing on Brigadier Bat-Spider, knocking the flying chairs aside. <<"Brigadier Bat-Spider! You are under arrest! The charges: Entering a country without a duly notarized passport! Intimidation! Destruction of private property! Interrupting the operations of-">> at this, a blast of webbing landed right across the racer suit's faceplate.

<<"Like I care! My brother in law might be the kind of guy who just picks stuff that spooks wherever we're invading, but I've done my homework! I know JUST how strong and sticky a spider's web is... perfect for dealing with a speedy asshat like you!">>