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About another mile down the path to Doomed Town, a sign pointed in the direction of Doom Town says "Doomed Town, 10 or So miles that-a way." Upon reading the sign, a massive steam-powered car type thing was barreling down the street, with two voices screaming from the mass of metal. "What? Did you even design this correctly?" yelled one "STOP! Suckers- I mean Customers!" yelled the other. The machine stopped dead in it's tracks, and a panel on the side of the thing opened up. with the flap open, it looked a food stand you would see in big cities. The two voices popped their heads up, reveling themselves to be two goats. The first one began to speak. "Welcome! to the Johnson Brothers Traveling Sales Buggy! I am Duglas Johnson. We have everything under the sun! What will I do you for?"
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About another mile down the path to Doomed Town, a sign pointed in the direction of Doom Town says "Doomed Town, 10 or So miles that-a way." Upon reading the sign, a massive steam-powered car type thing was barreling down the street, with two voices screaming from the mass of metal. "What? Did you even design this correctly?" yelled one "STOP! Suckers- I mean Customers!" yelled the other. The machine stopped dead in it's tracks, and a panel on the side of the thing opened up. with the flap open, it looked a food stand you would see in big cities. The two voices popped their heads up, reveling themselves to be two goats. The first one began to speak. "Welcome! to the Johnson Brothers Traveling Sales Buggy! I am Duglas Johnson. We have everything under the sun! What will I do you for?"


"well ,we need to get to doomed town ,can ya get us there ?"

he says leaniing against the counter
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ChadsWorth The Thrid said
About another mile down the path to Doomed Town, a sign pointed in the direction of Doom Town says "Doomed Town, 10 or So miles that-a way." Upon reading the sign, a massive steam-powered car type thing was barreling down the street, with two voices screaming from the mass of metal. "What? Did you even design this correctly?" yelled one "STOP! Suckers- I mean Customers!" yelled the other. The machine stopped dead in it's tracks, and a panel on the side of the thing opened up. with the flap open, it looked a food stand you would see in big cities. The two voices popped their heads up, reveling themselves to be two goats. The first one began to speak. "Welcome! to the Johnson Brothers Traveling Sales Buggy! I am Duglas Johnson. We have everything under the sun! What will I do you for?"


James looked at them. "No thanks. We don't need anything from a couple of ripoff artists." He started to walk right past the buggy, not even bother with them. They seemed like idiots anyways.
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"well ,we need to get to doomed town ,can ya get us there ?"he says leaniing against the counter

"Well, We could, for a price... How much you got?"

arowne97 said
"No thanks. We don't need anything from a couple of ripoff artists."


"Well, Screw you too, Buddy."
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ChadsWorth The Thrid said
"Well, We could, for a price... How much you got?""Well, Screw you too, Buddy."


"i have money,but i have some stuff thats more valuble"

"explosives,engine parts ,gears ,pistons ,

The troll techie is at your service"

he says with a grin
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James looked at her. "Well, would you like me to summon a horse for you? I am a summoner mage, after all. I simply summon any transportation or equipment I need," he said. "So if you really don't want to walk that bad, I can summon something, or I can carry you."


Charity stared at James, "I'd rather walk then be carried by you to be honest..." She said standing up. Mikhal was reading the sign as Charity walked next to him. "At least 10 more miles.." He said. His eyes turned green when he looked at the ground. He looked at the two merchants in the steam-powered car. "Do you have any water and food? Also a quick way to get to doomed town. We're in a hurry." Charity glared at the merchants. "How much is any of this either way..." She questioned them, placing her hoody down. She looked like she was mad at something while looking at them.
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Scabhacker walks out from behind the sign, "Hey, guys! I found this weird mushroom-turtle thing, might be severely inbred... Wanna see?"
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Mikhal
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Mushroom-turtle thing... Mikhal thought. He was curious on wondering what it was. He walked over to goblin while his sister was bickering with the merchants. He glanced at him, wondering where the "thing" was. "Where is it?" He asked quietly. He looked bored and ready to get to the next town.

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Aera ran into her room where she was staying in, hoping not to hear any whispers about her. All she wanted was to live a normal life, but her kind was not welcomed except where other elves were. She knew what she had to do, she had to quickly leave doomed town and live somewhere else. Packing a few of her clothes and her bow and arrows. While walking to the door, she heard a knock. "Aera are you alright?" A voice said. it was the inn keeper. "I-I'm alright...." She said as her voice was cracking up. "Just a common cold. Please leave me be, I promise Ill feel better in the morning." The innkeeper said alright, and left. She would have to wait a while before try to do anything.
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"It was on this tree out there... I think it died..." He walked out to there, "yeah, some squirrel is chomping on it now... Ewwww....."
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Mikhal kneeled down to where the dead animal was. He summoned up a few acorns and threw it next to the squirrel, alluring it away from the dead thing. "Don't eat things you dont know what it is." He said speaking to the squirrel. He grew closer to the dead animal, wondering how it died.
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ChadsWorth The Thrid said
About another mile down the path to Doomed Town, a sign pointed in the direction of Doom Town says "Doomed Town, 10 or So miles that-a way." Upon reading the sign, a massive steam-powered car type thing was barreling down the street, with two voices screaming from the mass of metal. "What? Did you even design this correctly?" yelled one "STOP! Suckers- I mean Customers!" yelled the other. The machine stopped dead in it's tracks, and a panel on the side of the thing opened up. with the flap open, it looked a food stand you would see in big cities. The two voices popped their heads up, reveling themselves to be two goats. The first one began to speak. "Welcome! to the Johnson Brothers Traveling Sales Buggy! I am Duglas Johnson. We have everything under the sun! What will I do you for?"


Blue stopped and gave an angry look at the two salesmen. "I'm sorry, you got the wrong person. Do I look like I got any money? Come on, I'm wearing a black tunic! These are the cheapest clothes anyway can get. Besides, even if I did have any money, I would NOT be interested in the stupid crap you are selling. Thanks, but no thanks, I don't need silly little trivial things. Come back when you got something useful, like maps." Blue said in an angry tone, his hair changing to flowing red, orange, and black colors.
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Come back when you got something useful, like maps


"Brother! We need maps!' Duglas yelled at the other Goat in the machine. The other brother quickly dives under the counter and grabs 4 or 5 maps.
"We have maps! Yes, maps to anywhere you want to go, and food to get you there! Brother! Food!" The other dived under again bringing back a long loaf of bread, along with a hunk of cheese.
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Scribleface walked down the long road.
His feet were weary and he was tired from walking for days with a heavy backpack.
It was hot out and he could really use a drink.
Luckily, in the distance he saw a market stand standing out in the middle of nowhere.
Yet it had a crowd of customers around it.
Odd.

Scribbleface walked over and set his backpack down on the ground in front of him.
He waited a little while until he got the attention of one of the goats in the cart.
"Afternoon merchant. I'd like to trade with you. I need silly little trivial things... and something to drink."
He looked around at the crowd sheepishly until his eye caught something special.
"Hold on! Do you also have those fancy folded striped cloth skirts like that guy is wearing?"
He pointed at Scabby's kilt.
"Looks cool."
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"Maps, alright. Now we are going somewhere. I need one leading to doomed town, one of the local countryside recording around 50 square miles, one of cave systems, one of the dead lands, and one of local towns and villages, if you got any that for those locations that is." Blue said to the merchant brothers as his hair faded to calming monochrome colors.
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"Hold on! Do you also have those fancy folded striped cloth skirts like that guy is wearing?"He pointed at Scabby's kilt."Looks cool."


"Thanks. I think it was made from baby panda leather..." He looked at the merchants, "What kind of cheese? And is that rye or pumpernickel?"
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"A baby?!" Charity yelled. "Are you saying someone that made this killed a baby panda?! How horrible to do that!" Her eyes stared at the kilt, locking on to it. Mikhal walked back to his sister, "It's probably panda but not from an infant one.." He said. He ruffled through his pockets to hand the merchants 10 pieces of gold. "I just need a map. Like a map of this country or area of choice."[/i]

Charity heard a few ruffle noises was coming from the woods. She looked over to see nothing but trees, but continue to hear the noise. "What is that?" She said. "Kinda sounds like something is in the woods." She glanced over to Blue, and pointed to him. "You, the guy with the colorful hair, come with me to see what this was." Without even hesitating, she grabbed his arm and dragged him closer to the forest. As they were walking closer, the earth started to shake a little. Within seconds, a tree started to fall from the sky, landing near the group, and an Earth Golem following the tree. It looked small for it's size, looked like a baby, but was still bigger than the group
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"Baby Panda huh? I think there's pandas near the caves outside doom villages."
Scribbleface pointed at a few spots on one of the maps displaying doom village.
"If they don't have it here I'll go there next I guess." He mumbled, turning his attention back to the merchants.
"As for payment, I have no Idea what currency is used here, but if it's gold coins: I don't have any of those."
He rummaged in his backpack.
"I do however have these commodities for trading."
He presented a flute, some fireworks, an engraved horse hoof, various brightly colored frogs, a few vials with a milky fluid and a walking stick.
"These are all blue fireworks, except for this one, I don't know what it does. The hoof protect the wearer against horses, uhm.. the frogs are poisonous or hallucinogenic, I have notes on how to tell them apart. I also sell their sweat directly if you like," He explained his wares as serious as he could.
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"Thanks. I think it was made from baby panda leather..." He looked at the merchants, "What kind of cheese? And is that rye or pumpernickel?"


"even I am not that big of a douche"

said bibble in disguist
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Scribbleface looked up, hearing the comment he turned to Bibble.
He walked over, completely unfazed by the tree landing between them.
With an agile small jump he got on the tree and stood before Bibble, looking down slightly.
He squatted and leaned forward a little so their eyes were at the same level, keeping balanced with one arm hanging on a branch that stood up vertically.
After a second or two of grimm eye contact he opened his wide mouth, revealing long rows of small teeth.
"I have to ask. What is a 'douche'?"
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Scribbleface looked up, hearing the comment he turned to Bibble.He walked over, completely unfazed by the tree landing between them.With an agile small jump he got on the tree and stood before Bibble, looking down slightly.He squatted and leaned forward a little so their eyes were at the same level, keeping balanced with one arm hanging on a branch that stood up vertically.After a second or two of grimm eye contact he opened his wide mouth, revealing long rows of small teeth."I have to ask. What is a 'douche'?"


"It means:strong warrior,say it to any troll"

He says in a sly voice
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