[quote=idlehands]
I'll never understand these vegans and fruititarians or w/e they call themselves who thing this is a natural diet. It is not natural. Humans are omnivores, we're predators. Look we have binocular vision and teeth designed for consumption of both meat and plants. Do you think we made fire to roast an ear of corn? 
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But idle! We're intelligent, empathetic people! We can't hurt our wiwwle forest friends! Meat is not only murder, but we say it's super bad for you to justify our life choices while condemning yours!

In other news, I have slow cooker BBQ pork ribs waiting for me when I get home. That'll do, pig. That'll do.