Right then. Well I'll be absolutely sure the Church cleanses your heretical and blasphemous body with the purifying fires.
Hopefully it'll purify your disgusting, sordid, noxious and overall entirely wretched soul, which had continued to morally rot for ever since the conception, and more so as you actively engaged in the dark arts. A soul, which at one point may have been a blessed soul of one of Pelor's creatures, only for you to shun it. No, instead you warped that blessed gift, that was bestowed to you to raise and nurture. For Pelor did intend for you to be able to raise it in a moral way, allowing it to blossom and fully reap the fruits of the labor when entering the afterlife. Instead you gave in to horrid and diabolical activities, salting the earth that would allow your soul to grow. By destroying the foundations with your immorality, which you did not even seek to ask forgiveness for doing, your soul has become blackened, tainted, and incredibly and unimaginably infected at the source, as the heresy, blasphemy and sins infected it like a cancerous tumor, spreading the tendrils of moral rot, and breaking apart the small fragments of goodness that remained.
Yet, you did not seek help. No, you instead blamed your moral failings upon the institution that could have saved you and try to rebuild, and allow the soul to mature.
Despite the last efforts of the Church to save you and your soul, you will mostly likely still end up in one of the Nine Hells for your heresy and blasphemy in life. As not even the pure and righteous flames destroy the source fully, as your soul had become removed far from grace.
Hey! But look at the bright side! The water is warm! So go on and enjoy the pool...
