That's a wonderful response that just proved my theory.

In other news, I thought Duck was being Equestrian/Iscandarian, where he was peace-loving and prosperity-giving to all. Why is it that he's started the most fights than there have been with anyone else, period?

This is like making a warrior character love kittens, singing, and taking long naps, and never hurting anyone. Except the other way around.