Now now my friend! It would be most proposterous to assume that I would not be able to write a most satisfactory work simply because of the character limit that has been imposed upon me! 
And if you still do not wish to believe in my words I would gladly tell you the tale of how my computer broke in a terrible fire which caused my subsequent flight to a somewhat satisfactory Hotel a city a way for a few weeks until I was able to extract sufficient currency from my parasitic insurance company which had wished to cheat me of my well earned monetary gains for as long as possible. 
Actually never mind on that one, I do not wish to remember such a horrible turn of events in my life. For the deep scarring of those two weeks would drive anyone mad with anger at the proposterous way the Hotel refused to sell anything but Breath mints at their so-called resturaunt! Or how the wind would blow through my window in just such a way that it would create a high pitched noise capable of preventing anyone's journey into sleep