[quote=WittyReference]
I dated a girl from Alberta once who was born on Victoria Day so instead of Happy Birthday I learned Land of the Silver Birch. It was dorky as hell, but there was much Boom diddy-ah da. :p
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Nothing is dorky if it gets you hawt Canadian nookie.

[quote=Nyxella]
Make NZ your next target. In the past ten years, there have been better movements made on the porcelain throne than in any party thrown in the beehive.
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We will annex NZ, and you guys can become our very distant and very welcome 11th province! Think of all the culture (and booze) we can share!

[quote=idlehands]
I got stopped at the Canadian border and they said since I didn't have a return bus ticket, I was a immigration risk. I said, "What? I'm a'murican damnit why would I stay here?" "We have free health care, much lower murder rates, and minimal terrorist threats." -_- Just popping in to lurk on the good times. <3 Derv
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Hai idle! 

It's a true fact that most of our terrorists are caught without a bus pass. You're lucky we didn't throw you to the snow beasts. :[ And those are all solid reasons for wanting to stay in Canada. We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys. This means less awkward moments of picking up the news paper from your driveway while your next door Klansmen is trimming the hedges in his Grand Wizard robes.