[quote=Dervish]We will annex NZ, and you guys can become our very distant and very welcome 11th province! Think of all the culture (and booze) we can share!

We also seem to produce a lot less crazy (the bad kind) than you guys.
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Thoughts stalled at booze.

Might be why your version of crazy is lesser than 'Murica's - nationwide sedation.

The closest we could hope to come to purchasing guns from the roadside are fruits infested with exotic flies sold from the back of a van, and Chinese fireworks that are both sold from and manufactured in the back of a van.