Okay, backup character time...Who was I going to use aga-*gets shoved aside* what the hel-*Gets booted out the door*

Phew, glad he's gone-no fricken way he could've captured my manly Essenes!
[b]"I think you mean ours."[/b]
[i]"No, I think he meant to leave you out."[/i]

You two can settle this later-time to make magic...

[hider=The Most Electrifying, Awesome, Hilarious Comic Book Guy In the History of Ever...]Name: Ya need to ask? I'm Deadpool men and ladies, who the hell do you think I am?!
[b]"Spider-Man?"[/b]
[i]"Pfft, don't even compare us to that poseur."[/i]
Universe: The Universe of Awesome!...And Marvel Comics, I guess.
[b]"Kinda go hand in hand don't they?"[/b]
Yeah, I gu-hey, what's going on? Haven't we been here already?
[i]"I think we're being edited. Something about specifying which Marvel Universe we're from?[/i]
Ugh, this feels so fricken weird. Just put me down from the Deadpool comic universe and call it a day...
Appearance: [url=http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Deadpool.png]Try not to have your head asplode from pure badassery, Kay?[/url]
Personality: You even need to ask? People, I am Deadpool-the coolest dude to walk these streets since Dwayne Johnson! Y'know, before he made Tooth Fairy.
[b]"A-hem"[/b]
[i]"Are we forgetting someone?"[/i]
Oh yeah, right. Uh, big bold and deep voiced is super serious and usually not very fun, but he has his moments. Squeaky and lean-y is like your typical kid trying to be cool-leaching on to the coolest kid in the yard and trying to be beasties with him. He is pretty fricken awesome though.
[i]"Damn right!"[/i]
[b]"Let's move on, shall we?[/b]
Fiiiiiiiine...
Powers/Skills: Ohohohohoho boy, where do I start?! I'm awesome with any kind of gun or sword you put in my hand, I can regenerate if I take any lethal damage, I am literally dating death so even if anything manages to kill me I'll only be gone long enough for snuggles with my babe, I am a master of comedy...Oh yeah, and I got two voices in my head that give play by play better than Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan on their best day.
[b]"That's us, by the way."[/b]
[i]"If you haven't figured that out yet, congrats, you're an idiot!"[/i]
Brief Bio: My journey of awesome started many moons ago, when a bunch of scientist dudes injected me, an already pretty badass mercenary for hire by the name of Wade Wilson (don't get spreading that around though. Or do, what do I care?), with a bunch of green looking chemical stuffs. They made me the ultimate killing machine, making me able to slice or gun down anything with a pulse, and some things that don't. It also may have driven me completely Gary Busey levels of crazy, but I think that's just a myth.
[i]"Boss, you haven't said chimichangas yet."[/i]
Oh yeah, thanks little voice in my head number one. Chimichangas~!
Equipment: Uh, every weapon under the goddamn sun? How about them apples?!
[i]"Erm..."[/i]
[b]"Sigh, go on, tell him."[/b]
Tell me what?
[i]"I may have sorta kinda traded most of our weapons for a comic book from Wolverine?"[/i]
...WHAT.
[i]"It was Action Comics number two, the ultra rare one!"[/i]
[b]"You're an idiot."[/b]
Wha...How did y...Do I have ANYTHING left?
[i]"Uh, your two sais, an Uzi, a desert eagle, a couple of grenades and...Yeah, that's pretty much it.[/i]
Ugh, looks like I'm gonna have to go kill some dudes and take their shit. Again.
Other: Oh man, I could go on forever and ever! I haven't even told you about Shorty McShortshort and Cable yet, not to mention-hey, what's that big ass hole?
[b]"I'm not sure, but I think it's sucking us in. Think we should run?"[/b]
[i]"Nah, I think it advances the plot.[/i]
Well put. Adventure, hooooooooo~![/hider]