Rex soon became bored-- something that happened quite a bit these days. "I had breakfast," he muttered to himself, "showered, went to the library..."

[I]Why not go fishing and take Romeo with?[/I] The Voice suggested. [I]Hit him over the head with a big rock, tie said rock to his shoes, and push him in the water![/I]

"You're an ass," Rex sighed. "But fishing does sound good. However we have the guests coming, so no."

[I]D'ya think they're coming to show us a good time?[/I]

"Like the town would send hookers," snorted Rex. "Besides, while my brothers are lady killers, I doubt any woman would touch me with a three and a half-meter fishing pole."

[I]What? A handsome fella like you?[/I] The Voice asked, its tone sarcastic.

"Shaddup. I always can look uglier."