Yush! We are now crime lord, mwahahahaaa!!!! I'm glad you like my opinionatedness :P As long as you're willing to wiggle on them, I am willing to wait and watch your scheming unfold.

I like that idea, but the attacks should be at least 2 weeks apart so Lai has time to head back, check in with his captain, do his job, and take more time off. So, the first attack should be on Lai's next visit, or the one after that. . . .Not too soon as I wanna play around the church some more :P Glad I could kick start your brain. It's always fun to watch.

Lai would have some issues with the fact that a demon is helping him, yes, and I see it as a very amusing and touching scene. Inside his head at least. On the outside I see it almost like bathing a cat :P