I'm surprised that your partner can stand you (I mean this jokingly of course and...why can't I be properly mean?) Well..I hope one of your cats scratch you....but not too skin deep and argh! You're one of those friends I admire, but hate aren't you? You are an evil evil man. And you're not suppose to apologize and then praise me, let me hate you properly!

 I'm not in the USA, but my mom wants the family to celebrate her birthday with thanksgiving this year in the spirit of it. So I suppose you live in the US then?