I was serious, but yeah, I was cursed to sound sarcastic by the wicked with of the north-west because I stole her uncle's uncle's aunt's blue topaz slippers...

But it actually sounds like a really pretty plae. We don't have things like natural lakes or mountainous terrain, just hills and one small stretch of land. It takes maybe three to five hours with car to drive from one end of the country to the next :(