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[quote=Major Ursa]
Otto: *dives into and curls up in a pillowcase* 
Diedra: *sees lumpy pillow* :3 *picks it up and hefts it over her shoulder* "Good, I needed an extra for my afternoon nap!"
Otto: [i]'W-what?'[/i]
Diedra: *lies down and hugs lumpy Otto stuffed pillow to chest*
Otto: *me gusta face*
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To reiterate - 
Diedra is strong as horse.
Fast as horse.
[b]Heavy[/b] as horse.