Jimmy looked at all the speakers before him. They wore nice clothes were good looking and well fed. [i]Bummer.[/i]
He decided this would be the time to speak. "So my name is Jimmy. Hey everybody.", it remembered him of the self help group he once visited. Horrible place. But he got in contact with a dealer there so that was nice. "I guess since we all tell sweet story's right now it is my turn. So I was like stupidly rich, made all my money illegal you know.", he grinned at the cops, his mouth was missing a few teeth, "All to impress a women. But she was with this like also super rich asshole who also was a racist and so on. And then one day this like husband of the girl that rich asshole had an affair with comes and kills me! Because he thought I was the guy his wife had an affair with! Crazy right?"
[i]Worst lie ever.[/i]
Jimmy did not even a moment thought that someone would believe him. But his story was just too pathetic in comparison to the others. He would not tell it.
"Well long story short, now I have this crow as an buddy.", Black Tar was sitting on Jimmy's shoulder, looking at each individual group member. 
[i]I like none of them.[/i] They all seemed so weird but so interesting. One was killed by a vampire! Two were cops. [i]I don't like cops.[/i]
It seemed like the beginning of a good story...