Awesome... Alright guys, the island is basically like this...

The Ruler of Time and Space (God, Allah, Zeus, Chuck Norris, whoever you think He is) decided to put some random warriors from all his favorite dimensions into one isolated floating island somewhere. You are one of these warriors. And here is your character sheet:

What are you called?: (Examples: Bilbo Baggins, Wonderwoman, Steve Jobs)

How do you look like?: (Picture would be very much loved. If you don't use picture, I'd like at least a 100-word description of your character. If you do have a picture, the minimum will be 0 words.)

Age in earth years:

Where are you from?: (Planet Earth, Krypton, Namek, Las Vegas... You can make something up, since you can come from a different dimension.)

Why are you here?: (Because I was unemployed but am capable of murdering a giant polar bear with my bare hands, Because I'm Chuck Fucking Norris, Because I'm badass... I'd like at least 500 words. I recommend telling us the story of how God came to you and said, "Dude/Babe, you should like go to my special murder island where you get paid and laid just by killing people.")

What are your abilities?: (Make a list, tell a story, write anything and everything about you and your magnificent fighting abilities. I want at least 500 words.)

What are your weaknesses?: (At least 500 words.)

A quote coming from you: ("Veni, Vidi, Vici" -Julius Caesar, "Welcome to Walmart! Get your shit and get out!" -Walter, "Woman are mere machines used for producing babies." -Napoleon Bonaparte.)

Possessions: (Everyone starts out with 100 gold coins and whatever you can fit in an SUV, [b]but only one weapon or a pair of dual-wielded weapons allowed. Two magic staffs that double your base power are not allowed, or anything else of the sort.[/b] SUV will be provided to you by God.)

Leave the abilities blank for now. We still have yet to decide how powerful we can be.