[quote=Monochromatic Rainbow]
I a socially deaf girl, and I can safely say you want us on your apocalypse team more than any amount of valley girls. Unless this involves zombies, in which case enough valley girls would provide a useful distraction.
[/quote]

And then from said socially deaf girls romance blooms cause they're really just misunderstood, even in damn terrible and really bad situations where [s]zombies[/s] killer air is murdering humanity.