Trying to think of some amusing quotations from past roleplays... Hmm... I mostly have ones from live games, DnD or otherwise.

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"I run out of the room, touching myself furiously." - a paladin hastily applying Lay on Hands

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DM: Running down the hallway, you see a door.

PLAYER: I open the door.

DM: You see a Beholder.

PLAYER: I close the door.

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Yeah... That's all I can think of right now. I'm sure there's more, though. Somewhere in my brain...