From an RP on another website: 
"You really need to stop it." 
"Why?" 
You're ruining the Potato Salad." 
Romulus looked confused for a moment. He took his hand off of the table and relalized, it was covered in Potato Salad. 
"How the heck can you eat Potato Salad at this time? Diablo is rising and your logic is just "Oh! I'm hungry! Better get prepared for a Picnic."
"But. I-."
"No Buts, now let's go kill some undead!

This was taken from a Diablo themed roleplay at a moment when Comic relief was needed. up until then We had lost 3 members of our team when they were disemboweled.