So the niece and the uncle... Do it? *shudders* 
Man, Erik is like.. 240 years or something and he's a virgin. Then again, as his daddy always told him "Son, there's one girl out there that's right for you."
Plus, Erik isn't very social, so he isn't likable. Makes for an excellent soldier. Until the lands are invaded. Then what does he have to protect? His small cottage/house? 
Anyway, I wasn't putting you down, man. Just shuddering lol. 

I promise I wasn't being a d*ck. :respek