[b]xAsunawolfx's precarious push for Grayson's Attention [/b] Oh my. I took great pleasure in your satirical side, your creative way of bumping a topic, and your association with the medical side of the Air Force. I've yet to tumble into the pool of literary sharks, so props to you- i'm much too timid. However, my curiosity overcame the itching desire to flee this introduction which i have read at least twice to catch everything. To the RP god's dismay, the back button was much too far to press so i thought to scroll down and read it all. ~I'm basically trying to say i like your writing and I WANT to write like that. And indirectly saying i'm not as skilled as that. But you know what, i'll just wait around for your plot ideas because....why not~ For those who have yet to decode his message, the very first word above his picture of the Monastery is a wonderful hint & http://dictionary.reference.com. Ironically, today's article is over the definition of satire. I got y'all covered :)