### ALMA MATER MAXIMUS CONSOLE
    ### RECENT EVENTS:
    ### [Timothy] && [Harold] RELATION +10 REASON: GOOD_FIRST_IMPRESSION
    ### [Harold] && [Theresa] RELATION +5 REASON: BOY_MEETS_GIRL
    ### [Timothy] && [Theresa] FTLATTRACT +5 REASON: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
    ### [Ione] && [Saoji] RELATION -20 REASON: PLAYBOY_HERO