>     ### ALMA MATER MAXIMUS CONSOLE
>     ### RECENT EVENTS:
>     ### [Timothy] && [Harold] RELATION +10 REASON: GOOD_FIRST_IMPRESSION
>     ### [Harold] && [Theresa] RELATION +5 REASON: BOY_MEETS_GIRL
>     ### [Timothy] && [Theresa] FTLATTRACT +5 REASON: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
>     ### [Ione] && [Saoji] RELATION -20 REASON: PLAYBOY_HERO

I agree with Stryker. There should be more of this. xD