There's a post!

The formatting seems to be undergoing major overhaul, it took me a few hundred edits to get something that looks understandable.

Hopefully there's not far too much chaos going on. Let me know if anything doesn't make sense, or if I glaringly forgot to mention something.

Edit: also, please make sure to look over the quoted bits. A few of you had posted things that conflicted with other people's posts. I've quoted what has truly happened.