> Both of those work on the dev guild, BingTheWing. They'll be implemented with the BBcode upgrade.
> 
> Oh, and mahz...
> 
> The thingamajig counting all posts on the guild is static, not updating with new posts.

Yeah, in the effort to write the most performant query, I asked the database to approximate the counts of users, topics, and posts.

Unfortunately it looks like the database doesn't frequently update its approximation.

I'll have to write it differently.