[quote=Prince of Seraphs]
Zeus married Aphrodite off. You don't really argue with the King of the Gods who alleviates boredom by chucking lightning bolts around. But she cheated on Haephestus like a lot. There are a really lot of myths about it.
[/quote]

I'm familiar with the myths (I somehow got a hold of some translations when I was 8 or so. Best books of my childhood.)

I meant, how would Marcus get a girl given he has the romance skills of a Mesopotamian clay brick?

EDIT: Ninjas!