[quote=KabenSaal]
Haephestus was only crap in bed because Zues threw him off Olympus. And then later invited him back and gave him his daughter, Aphrodite as an apology.
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Hephaestus was generally a confusing God. He seemed nice enough but just a little isolated then he just randomly tries to rape Athena?

[quote=Agent B52]
I'm familiar with the myths (I somehow got a hold of some translations when I was 8 or so. Best books of my childhood.)

I meant, how would Marcus get a girl given he has the romance skills of a Mesopotamian clay brick?

EDIT: Ninjas!
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Unless we diverge a bit from canon and have the girl go after him? He has a bloody tank, after all! Girls would be all over that!