I feel sort of flattered one of the perks mentioned was 'gets to cheat with Marcus' girlfriend'. Anyway I have no  intention of following myths to the letter so if anything happens between him and the Athene expy I intend to keep it clean. Maybe a rebound thingmajig at  best/worst, ok?

Also dat foodporn. I have not had breakfast nor will I be able to get lunch you sadists :(.