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Since one of the best ways to foster a community is to create a common enemy (at its most succesful, Spam always had a few scapegoats we yelled at incessantly) I thought I'd share this tidbit of information on our big friend, Gwazi the man with the Magic Magnum.
Now, regarding your ban. You, Gwazi, were personally banned from the IRC for completely and flagrantly disregarding the rules that every single member of the chat is provided upon entry. You not only entered as three different people (verifiable by IP address), you tossed around racial slurs without appropriate context and deliberately ignored other chat members who warned you about having multiple nicks (connections) in the channel. Also, for whatever reason, you decided to aggressively argue with yourself about a topic you’d been peacefully debating with another chat member at the time.
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Also, for whatever reason, you decided to aggressively argue with yourself about a topic you’d been peacefully debating with another chat member at the time.
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aggressively argue with yourself
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No, for real though, what's this all about? Care to explain, Gwazi?
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We all know Gia is the best.
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I find this utterly hilariuous
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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I had gotten bored. So I logged into IRC as multiple people (Hitler, Stalin, Martin Luther King etc.) and had them start yelling at one another.
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That's the most autistic thing I've ever heard.
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In wasn't totally out of the blue though. It started with Ulti saying the Nazi's may have been right. So I came in as Hitler, who was followed by Stalin etc.
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I thought that I heard all the ways to get ban, then I hear what Gwazi did to get ban...
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In wasn't totally out of the blue though. It started with Ulti saying the Nazi's may have been right. So I came in as Hitler, who was followed by Stalin etc.
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How is this even remotely funny?
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How is this even remotely funny?
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There's a guide I can help you through if you want. Here's the first step, consider it a freebie. 1. Have a sense of humor.
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How is this even remotely funny?
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There's a guide I can help you through if you want. Here's the first step, consider it a freebie. 1. Have a sense of humor.
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No, see, Gwazi, we have that down pat, the whole sense-of-humor thing. One usually combines it with something like tact or sanity to achieve desired results. Using dead tyrants as marionettes to create an argument exclusively between yourself to the point of getting yourself banned because you repeatedly ignore warnings from other users that a) that isn't allowed and b) it's also not allowed to sling racial slurs everywhere is not funny.
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The humor is lacking here. Tis a shame. Especially when spam is meant to be the place of darkness and insanity, and then tries to lecture people on sanity. Though I will note there was no "Multiple warnings". The Mod banned me instantly, and outright admitted it was because he had Gay Porn and couldn't be bothered to do his job.
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spam is meant to be the place of darkness and insanity
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Jesus fucking Christ, that is the single edgiest thing I have ever heard. Where the fuck did you get the idea that Spam is supposed to be full of randumb shittery? Actually, it doesn't matter where you got the idea, because it's wrong regardless. Know what Spam is supposed to be? Funny. Entertaining. Enjoyable to fuck around in. Your presence derogates all of those things. You are a painfully unfunny, boring, and contemptible individual.
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Funny. Entertaining. Enjoyable to fuck around in.
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Which ties right into Insanity and dark humor. :3
our presence derogates all of those things. You are a painfully unfunny, boring, and contemptible individual.
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Ok, spam is either fun or not Nex. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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Funny. Entertaining. Enjoyable to fuck around in.
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Which ties right into Insanity and dark humor. :3
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No. You see, the defining aspect of humour is that it's funny. If you had the mental capacity to comprehend the words that you just read, you'd know that you are the exact opposite of funny. You're about as funny as a botched abortion. Hell, maybe you are a botched abortion. That'd explain a lot.
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So you don't find spam funny then? Why are you posting here then? Why punish yourself by being in a community you clearly hate?
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So you don't find spam funny then? Why are you posting here then? Why punish yourself by being in a community you clearly hate?
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I find Spam funny. I don't find you funny. You're not Spam. You're a cancerous growth infecting Spam. The reluctance of Dr. Mahz (or his nurses) to remove you is very likely going to result in the death of your host.
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*Looks at Spams overall activity* *Looks back at Nex* Once again, you either like or dislike spam. No having your cake and eating it too Nex. I mean I get it, cake tastes good. But this is not a cake friendly world. People are not always able to eat there cake. We must stare at the cake, crave the cake, and curse ourselves for not being able to eat the cake.
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*Looks at Spams overall activity* *Looks back at Nex* Once again, you either like or dislike spam. No having your cake and eating it too Nex. I mean I get it, cake tastes good. But this is not a cake friendly world. People are not always able to eat there cake. We must stare at the cake, crave the cake, and curse ourselves for not being able to eat the cake.
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That entire post is useless fucking drivel that doesn't have a single tangible point or idea to be found. You're an unfunny infestation, and unless you either leave voluntarily or are removed, Spam is going to die. You are the single greatest disincentive to posting that remains. The site is active, and with no hiccups. The former frequent posters still exist. All that needs to happen is for your name to be purged from the front page.
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Letting go of cake is hard Nex. I just want you to know, that I'm here for you.
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