[b]What the hell should we call you?[/b]
"Just call me Wizard"

[b]What....are you even?[/b]
"I'm a fireball-throwing, town-saving [i]wizard[/i]."

[b]And where the heck are you from?[/b]
"Clash of Clans ... where I am the star of the show!"

[b]How friggin' old are you anyway?[/b]
"Is age really that important?"

[b]You a lady or a dude or what..?[/b]
"Does my glorious goatee not indicate my gender?"

[b]So like...what are you like?[/b]
"Now some may call me arrogant, egotistical, or even downright vain. But why would I not be? I'm the wizard! I throw fireballs, blow up buildings, all while keeping up my spectacular appearance! I'm the favorite character players choose from to raid others! I'm a wizard! Sure I may brag a bit, but I'm always there in a pinch! If you need to have something blown up, or incinerated, you can count on me! Unless of course I'm busy combing my hair or neatening my goatee."

[b]And what do you like?[/b]
"Oh I love a lot of things. Fireballs, magic ... [s]myself[/s]. I love my hair, and my goatee, as well as my spotless cloak."

[b]Anything else we should know about...?[/b]
"Besides my glorious hair, which uses magic to be hidden under my cloak, my main powers focus on fire [s]and balls[/s]. Especially fireballs, which I can shoot out at an extremely rapid pace, and do splash damage. Although I will admit I can't take too many hits before going down. Anyways, I also have this cool trick where I can summon a rabbit ... only to throw it as it's just another large fireball."

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