Just wanna point out that after reading Mahz' BBCode cheatsheet and looking at the indent section I can say first hand that this is NOT how an Aussie sounds like...

[quote=Mahz]"He's got a massive whinge he hasn't got a too right! Built like a uluru heaps he's got a massive icy pole. Grab us a gobful piece of piss you little ripper swag. As cunning as a stonkered mate he hasn't got a mullet."[/quote]

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