[b]Evelyn - Skunk Head[/b]

[color=ed1c24][i]What...a...dick...  This is why I'm into girls...[/i][/color]  Evelyn thought just standing there and observing the little prick, your typical creepypasta wannabe, stays up late at night on the wiki reading about his jerk-off idols like Jeff, Slendy, and Eyeless Jack and thinks, [i]heyyy...I can be just like dem hurr durr![/i]  And to make matters worse, he had to also be a pretentiously swelled bellend just short of spunking stupidity.  The Metallica quip was a nice touch though, but if he really wanted to woo Ev, he would've thought of something more clever like....maybe comparing her to Marceline?  Nah, plus it's been a while since Ev watched any Adventure Time.  If anything, she was a bit disappointed she didn't get called Cristina Scabbia or something along those lines.  Ev merely raised an eyebrow though at the quip and crossed her arms shaking her head, a little smirk and an insolent snicker to follow.  [color=ed1c24]"Well ain't that just sweet.  I'm flattered you know my favorite band."[/color]  Sarcastically she muttered sauntering up to him.  [color=ed1c24]"Tell me, you ever hear of their song The Thing that Should Not Be?  Cause, I totally think Lars and James were thinking of you when they wrote that.  Oh and I love your hair.  Who's your stylist?  Pepe le Pew?"[/color]  Her smirk widened all the more into a defiant grin, and she kept it up yanking the pages from his hands and skimming over them.  [color=ed1c24]"Awww damn!  That's too bad!"[/color]  Mockingly she feigned disappointment pouting and giving him sad puppy dog eyes.  [color=ed1c24]"I was thinking of asking you out because you have such a [i]cute[/i] personality, but sadly...you're gay!"[/color]  Evelyn laughed in his face then turned to the little mangaka, handing him the rest of his pages, [color=ed1c24]"Here kid.  Nice drawings by the way.  Just uh....go light on the yaoi.  Kay?[/color]