[b]Evelyn - No Dicks Allowed[/b]

So...this guy wanted to continue slinging shit at Ev.  No matter since she could sling it back at him.  Admittedly though, she did get a tad singed when the dickhead went to insulting the Four Horsemen.  Why don't he just go back to whatever hole he crawled out of (like his mom's ass) and jerk off to his Fall out Boy posters.  Nevertheless Ev remained cool despite the insults being thrown at her, slamming her music, her clothes, and whatever else this guy seemed to know about her.  Jeez, was he a stalker or something?  She snickered shaking her head again, even as he swaggered over leaning into her face and saying he was open to all kinds, probably fucked his dog too Ev thought with a smirk.  [color=ed1c24]"Well..."[/color]  She said once more feigning.  [color=ed1c24]"I might consider, but....there is a little bitty problem.  You see...."[/color]  And then...she done it.  In one swift move her hand darted forward and forcefully she grabbed....his undercarriage clenching it tight and leaned in scowling at him and hissing, [color=ed1c24]"I have a strict No Dicks policy.  That goes for you...and what's in your pants, Laughing Jack."[/color]  At that notion she squeezed them more, practically like she was crushing plums in her fists.  [color=ed1c24]"Oh and by the way....I don't slit wrists....I slit throats!"[/color]  She growled, her eyes gleaming as she let go and dusted her hands off.

Of course, there was that matter of physical contact with anyone, and despite the smug sense of satisfaction, on the inside....[color=ed1c24][i]Blugh!!  Did I really have to hear that?!!  Feel like I have to scrub myself now![/i][/color]