Spam Web-bit Doubt
1. Go down to your attic/basement/stairwell/linen closet and locate a spider web, preferably one with a spider in it.
2. Run into it. If the spider was not venomous, you win.
3. Return to Spam and post about your experience, regardless of spider's poison state.
4. If you lost during #2, you are free to call an ambulance now, but only after step 3.