Stevie finished clearing out the room, when a crazy captain suddenly lept from the balcony of the next cabin over onto his balcony and ran into his room. 

With only a couple second to react, Stevie dropped his bag and swung as hard as he could with his MAGICAL PLEASURE MACHINE. 

With a lot of luck, the snowglobe part of his invention hits the side of the head of the captain, knocking it to the wall and down to the floor. The captain was bleeding, but the snowglobe was broken. 

"That oughta teach ya" Stevie taunted the captain.

"UHuhuhuhhuhu." The Insane Captain was begin to stir again. Realizing his weapon was now useless, Stevie quickly reached for his bag. Trying to find something to get rid of this thing.