Just when Rocky thought he might have an ordinary day for once, the world was suddenly filled with alien abductions and explosions and-

[color=gold] [i]Ooh! This looks like fun! Let's play let's play let's play let's play![/i][/color]

-and there likely was no such thing as an ordinary day ever since something claiming to be am ancient god had started living in his head anyways. Especially not since the thing usually acted even more like a kid than he did. He sighed as he quickly considered trying to get the being to act a little more serious, but that was typically impossible. Besides, it's not like he would be able to do much to help otherwise considering he was barely able to duck into an alleyway before the things had started abducting people and landing firing squads in front of the police.

[i]Fine, but remember the rules for being a hero-[/i] [color=gold][i]Save the mortals first, fight the villains second, minimal property damage. NOW PUT IT ON, DO THE THING AND LET ME SHOW THE OTHER 'HEROES' OUT THERE HOW IT'S DONE![/i][/color]

For a second Rocky couldn't help grinning at the sheer infectious enthusiasm of the voice, then he pulled the hood of his rain-jacket down, reached into a deep pocket and pulled a worn, old circle of metal out of his pocket and placed it carefully on his head like a little kid's toy crown.

As soon as he did blinding light flashed bright enough to illuminate not just the alleyway but the street outside, and the being known as the Monkey King was free once more. Tail lashing in excitement as power rolled off him in waves that sent his now massively spiky white hair fluttering, he crouched slightly before leaping from the street with such force that it cracked the pavement with a noise like a minor explosion and sent him sailing towards one of the larger alien dropships.

As he did a metallic red and gold staff appeared in his hands and started shifting in size until it looked like a massive metal column though  still he handled it as easily as someone else might a toothpick. With the same strength that powered his jump in his super-powered lungs he shouted out so everyone for miles would hear: "[b][color=Gold]"JUMP CITY! THE GREAT SAGE EQUAL TO HEAVEN, HERO OF JUSTICE AND FRIEND TO THE WEAK, THE BEAUTEOUS MONKEY KING, HAS ARRIVED![/color]"[/b] Surprisingly, he managed to time the word 'arrived' with the exact moment he swung the massive metal column down on the big alien dropship.

Even more surprisingly, the column smashed right through the ship and cracked it like a walnut, resulting in what the Monkey King deemed a satisfying explosion. It was no Peking Opera, but one settled for what one could when making one's own effects, and the Ruyi-Jingu-Bang was a decent tool. Planting it beneath him such that it touched the bottom of the harbor then leaping off the pole itself, Monkey King shrunk the staff and gripped it with his tail as he launched, flipping to swung it down and extending it still further to repeat the attack as his high, chattering laughter echoed across the sky, swatting yet another ship from the air.

[i]"...Y'know, this is cool and all, but I SAID no property damage and that street AND whatever's below us are gonna be wrecked and covered in debris...[/i]

[color=gold][i]Let me have my fun! They can't hurt civilians if I blow all of them up! I swear you're worse than the Buddha...[/i][/color]