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Hidden 10 yrs ago → 10 yrs ago Post by Mr_pink
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Mr_pink Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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I think you're just a pervert.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by KeysOfKayes
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This is what we all do
"Full scene" it says, while blatantly missing chunks and suddenly switching languages.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Holmishire
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I wear briefs, not boxers, so it is automatically tucked by the act of pulling on my clothes. This may have biased the response I gave you in private, seeing as unlike boxer-men, I have overcome the effects of gravity on my sacred weapon.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by BrobyDDark
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I wear briefs, not boxers,
Heathen.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Your boyfriend's a fucking weirdo, and he's probably giving his future self severe dick problems.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Holmishire
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<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Heathen.
I fear not your unholy retribution. Your defeat shall be both brief and most spherical in nature
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@Holmishire So you pull on your briefs... Ya don't dodge your wiener... It gets pulled up... And you just leave it there? What's the deal with these upright dong freaks?
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Robeatics
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I know that I strap mine to my ankle along the inside of my pant leg and pray I don't have to run.
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I know that I strap mine to my ankle along the inside of my pant leg and pray I don't have to run.
Dayum gurl
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<Snipped quote by Robeatics> Dayum gurl
You don't even want to know what happens when a breeze hits.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Sophistikit
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If my name is to appear in a thread, I want it to be this one.
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Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Hank
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To everyone that answered the question: Clearly the up-tuck is for people who fear midday boners. Everyone else is confused, not easily boner-fied, or has a micropeen.
This made me consider the possibility that your boyfriend still tucks up his dick as a leftover habit from high school. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj> This made me consider the possibility that your boyfriend still tucks up his dick as a leftover habit from high school. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.
Mahz still tucks his dick up too, apparently. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.
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Mahz works in IT. He's special like that.
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I wear briefs, not boxers, so it is automatically tucked by the act of pulling on my clothes. This may have biased the response I gave you in private, seeing as unlike boxer-men, I have overcome the effects of gravity on my sacred weapon.
Are you 6 years old
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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<Snipped quote by Holmishire> Are you 6 years old
I vote yes.
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Nothing like Taaj and a discussion about penis to bring everyone out of the woodwork.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by NotAMouse
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Nothing like Taaj and a discussion about penis to bring everyone out of the woodwork.
I don't mind taking all the credit for this endless source fascination and giggles.
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I just read this entire thing and I can officially say..... THE FUCK
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