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Gandalf who else?

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Wow. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips.
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Wow. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips.
Wow. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips. Many un-needed tips. un-needed tips. needed tips. tips. tips tips
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Gandalf
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Gandalf who else?

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O.o Kill me.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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Just the tip.
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Halo
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Halo

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? ...
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Is the answer just the tip?
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Is the answer just the tip?
"You can keep the tip," actually.
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Mahz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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<Snipped quote by Hank> Mahz still tucks his dick up too, apparently. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.
No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.
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Coiling? Oh dear god. Why?
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Coiling? Oh dear god. Why?
You know how snakes coil up before attacking to get extra power behind the strike? It's basically the same thing.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.
I can confirm that this is all true.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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I don't know what is worse, monthly bleeding or contending everyday to wrangle that thing into a pair of underwear.
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<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.
Coilers are women cisscum
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Goddamnit @Mahz, you're supposed to keep these things secret.
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