[quote=@The Patriarch] You a Naruto hater? I don't watch anime anymore, but Naruto was great [/quote] Naruto is the story of a blonde orphan developing an unhealthy romantic obsession with a usually-shirtless constantly whining emotionally abusive psycho. Also, all the villains except said whining psycho are Naruto BUT EVIL in some way. And don't get me started on the tech level or the mistreatment of Naruto, the one thing keeping Kyubii from wrecking everyone's day. But eh, to each his own.