>Be lowly farmer
>Have barely enough food to feed myself, let alone feed an entire family>See something flying in the distance>It's getting closer>mfw it's a fucking dragon>Try to warn someone>Everyone is frozen solid wtf>Turn to see the dragon coming closer>It lands on your hut>It begins to open it's mouth, probably to shoot unholy fire at me>this_is_the_end.jpg>Instead it laughs>A pants-shittingly terrifying laugh, but a laugh nonetheless>Raise my pitchfork like it could actually do shit against a god damn mythical beast>"W-what do you want, foul monster?">"BAHAHAHAHA! MY BOY, YOU HAVEN"T CHANGED A BIT! I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WAS SOME DAMAGE, BUT APPARENTLY YOU REINCARNATED PERFECTLY! BWAHAHAHAHA!">mfw>MFW>"Wh-what the bloody hell are you talking about?">The fucking dragon is crying from laughing so hard>"I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, MY BOY! DO YOU ACTUALLY NOT REMEMBER!? YOUR PAST LIFE!? YOUR KINGDOM!? YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT IT!">wtf>"What kingdom?">"BAH. THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN THAT NOW. CLIMB ON ME BACK SO I CAN TAKE YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG.">Do as the dragon says>Wouldn't want him getting angry at me after all>But first>"Before we go, will the people be alright?">"OF COURSE. THE SPELL WEARS OFF IN AN HOUR. NOW, LET'S FLY!">Me and the dragon fly away>mfw I'm riding a dragon>mfw I'M RIDING A FUCKING DRAGON
Tod Star was leisurely driving down a long stretch of road, it is the middle of the night and raining. Visibility was limited to two feet in front of the car. Tod is tired and in desperate need for sleep.
Tod pulls over. Not knowing he was parked beside a river. The river floods the area. Tod drowns.
Tod sees a light in the distance. He drives to it finding a creepy mysterious mansion.
Tod falls asleep in his car. A suicide killer comes along breaks the window and slashes his throat.
Tod gets out and nervously knocks on the door. An old man welcomes him and introduces himself as Tod Star. Before the Tod could say anything he is struck by lightning.
It was all an illusion, Tod had crashed and was in the hospital in a coma.
It was all real, Tod was sent back in time, where he met the most beautiful women in the world and they lived happily ever after until she died of cancer and he waited for his young self to show up. Old man Tod dies shortly after sending his young self to the past.