When Eli heard the door bell he was still standing in the place. On to his third drink and fourth cigarette. He didn't know who could or would possibly show up at his door step. Any neighbors that would have seen him last night wouldn't be able to ID him. Plus the late hour, its safe to think it wasn't any cops trying to prove they were harder, meaner or bader than him. He thought of ignoring that but that would be rude and illmannered one of his mommas would kick his ass for that. So with a cigarette to in his lips and bottle in his hand Eli went to open his front door.

He was shocked at what ue saw, some douche bag in a rainbow jumpsuit and red mask. Eli guessed that even the gay pride people had a meta to show they were loud and proud. Gay pride or rainbow warriors brigade, whatever, or who ever this freak was with, he wouldn't be invited in for breakfast. After a long draw and what seemed like a longer exhale, Eli spoke.

"...What?"

[@Weird Tales]