"Sounds like a plan then. I'll foot the bill and you lead the way," the tall young man nodded in approval. Though it wasn't his preferred method of meeting new people, it was rather convenient that the duck boy had decided to ram full force into him. Well for him, not the dazed-looking duck boy, "If you're alright, let's get going."
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[b]Cafeteria[/b]
The taller of the pair pushed open the door for the smaller one and his duck. Besides noting that he [i]really[/i] needed to ask what the deal with that thing was, that there was a girl eating pineapple in the corner and a middle-schooler speaking to the Level Five Absolute Zero, Sasaki said, "Alrighty, ah... " It occurred to Sasaki that, though he was buying lunch, he had yet to note this duck boy's name. Calling him duck boy just wouldn't be polite to duck boy or Sasaki's own sensibilities. "...Just get food for you and your animal, and I'll pay," he finished neutrally, "Don't need to worry about cost. Between stipend and job I've got more than enough to throw around for meals." 

[i]'Considering my own ravenous appetite'[/i] was left unsaid, though that fact became evident with the sheer amount of food piled up on Sasaki's tray by the end of the selection process. Sure he was a big guy, but he was pretty lanky for [i]that[/i] much food. He waited for duck boy to pick out his selection. Once he did so, Sasaki approached the cashier and removed his wallet from his pocket, slapping down banknotes like nobody's business. Though electronic banking was probably more convenient, nothing beat being able to see the fruits of your labor. That, and you couldn't hack into banknotes.

Though there was plenty of free space in the almost empty cafeteria, Sasaki gestured with his head to the worried looking girl all lonesome before walking there whether duck boy chose to or not. 

"Ohayou, ojou-chan, do you mind if me and my acquaintance sit with you?" the bespectacled teen asked, holding up his almost comically oversized pile of food.

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