Status Messages are already being used as witty insult chat boxes.

Evidence A: 	

Revans Exile 1 hour ago
Pete of Alexandria from The Walking Dead needs to be fed to Walkers.

Mr Allen J 41 min ago
The walking dead show is for scrubs, real men read the comics.

Revans Exile 29 min ago
[@Mr Allen J] I'd rather be a scrub than a loser snob.

Mr Allen J 4 min ago
Being a snob is great, Revans Exile. It gives me personality. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

	Revans Exile 3 min ago
Being a scrub is great, Mr Allen J. It gives me personality. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[@RomanAria] I am humbled by you wisen sage of the future.
You definitely called it.