My sister uses Wattpad and I told her it was all One Direction fic and she was like "yeah haha it's pretty ridiculous sometimes look there is a section for Flappy Bird"

So we open it up

And the top fic in the category

Was a One Direction/Flappy Bird crossover

:(

Larfleeze...I thought you were better than this?

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One time I looked up Lovecraft and the 2nd result was a One Direction mpreg fic.
Every day we move further and further away from God's light...

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Well it's already given me the creeping horrors. I wouldn't be surprised if reading it left me gibbering.

He was in the bed with his 4 boyfriends Louis was in the center, Harry and Zayn one on each side of him; Liam was next to Zayn and Niall next to Harry.

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Getting pretty specific with where they all are on the bed. Is this the set-up to a survival horror game puzzle?

That's it. I'm stealing the nuclear launch codes from both the USA and Russian Federation.

Only flame can cleanse this world now.

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Good luck finding an American nuke that hasn't been disabled.

*tinfoil hat slowly descends onto head* That's what they want you to think! They sold all the nukes to the Illuminati for their alien bones!

That's just a front! Don't you see? The Russians were hired by the Illuminati to protect the holy trail, Elvis, their alien bones, and Hitler's U.F.O. from the space wizards!