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The year is 2100. . . ActRaiser has ruled the world and Mars for over 50 years. His political enemies are forced to listen to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber for all eternity in a mentally created pocket dimension in their own dreams. But there is an underground. Who will rise up to stop him?
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Who will rise up to stop him?


Depression, I'd guess.
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The year is 2100. . . ActRaiser has ruled the world and Mars for over 50 years. His political enemies are forced to listen to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber for all eternity in a mentally created pocket dimension in their own dreams. But there is an underground. Who will rise up to stop him?


No you don't. I would tell you what happens but that would damage the timeline. Maybe you die at age 30 due to a violent accident. Maybe you become a victim of a serial killer at age 26. Or maybe a certain speedster goes back and kills your mother and frames your father for her murder. Who knows? Life's a mystery, Barry.
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Actually, ActRaiser is currently in a mental institution typing from a computer he's allowed to use every two weeks. He doesn't rule the world, he just has a food mat at the dinner table that is a map of the world.

In this timeline ActRaiser was commited instead of being allowed to continue his insanity in public. His release date is September 17th 2017 and he will leave a fully functioning human being.

What timeline do we move to now that I've told him the truth?
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No

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Actually, ActRaiser is currently in a mental institution typing from a computer he's allowed to use every two weeks. He doesn't rule the world, he just has a food mat at the dinner table that is a map of the world.

In this timeline ActRaiser was commited instead of being allowed to continue his insanity in public. His release date is September 17th 2017 and he will leave a fully functioning human being.

What timeline do we move to now that I've told him the truth?


STOP. FUCKING. WITH. TIME.
You start fucking with time then time starts fucking with you. If you keep fucking it back, then very soon space will join in and start fucking with you too. By then it's too late and the Multiverse starts collapsing, and when that happens all the universes start forming into one. Maybe in the new Earth Prime, you're a black lesbian transexual, or a young Hispanic child with autism.

Now that you know that, ask yourself; What happens when the Multiverses start converging? That's right, you fucked the Omniverse, congrats, you're now pregnant.
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Now that you know that, ask yourself; What happens when the Multiverses start converging? That's right, you fucked the Omniverse, congrats, you're now pregnant.


The child shall be our salvation!
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STOP. FUCKING. WITH. TIME.
You start fucking with time then time starts fucking with you. If you keep fucking it back, then very soon space will join in and start fucking with you too. By then it's too late and the Multiverse starts collapsing, and when that happens all the universes start forming into one. Maybe in the new Earth Prime, you're a black lesbian transexual, or a young Hispanic child with autism.

Now that you know that, ask yourself; What happens when the Multiverses start converging? That's right, you fucked the Omniverse, congrats, you're now pregnant.


Assuming multiverse theory is correct, in Earth Prime we're all black lesbian transexuals.
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The year is 2100. . . ActRaiser has ruled the world and Mars for over 50 years. His political enemies are forced to listen to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber for all eternity in a mentally created pocket dimension in their own dreams. But there is an underground. Who will rise up to stop him?


No one, if ActRaiser allows the benevolent God Gwazi to aid him.
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The Emperor demands a harem of Pokemon!
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TOUCHING YOU
TOUCHING ME
TOUCHING YOU
GOD YOUR TOUCHING ME
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE
JUST LISTEN TO THE RHYTHM OF MY HEART
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The Emperor demands a harem of Pokemon!


The Emperor desires basically-animals lacking individual agency to bone and penetrate.
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The Emperor demands a harem of Pokemon!


The Emperor can fuck off the edge of my dick!
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The Emperor desires basically-animals lacking individual agency to bone and penetrate.


So Women ?
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So Women ?


Tell us again, how are you still a virgin?
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Tell us again, how are you still a virgin?


I was offered a virgin sacrifice, but when she was tossed into my Volcano, she could never fully cook.
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@ActRaiserTheReturned That's not how it works.
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I was offered a virgin sacrifice, but when she was tossed into my Volcano, she could never fully cook.


You threw yourself into a volcano?
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You threw yourself into a volcano?


Yes, Volcano gods live in Volcanoes.
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