Spends all night working on post for contest. Post nearing completion. Really proud of how it had turned out. Internet poops out on me as it usually does. "Haha! I prepared for this exact moment!" I yell triumphantly for I had copied my entire post just one sentence ago. Waits for page to reload. Hits control+v on keyboard. Nothing happens. Presses control+v again. Nothing. Continually slams control+v key. Still nothing. Right clicks to find "paste" button is grayed out. Falls to the ground defeated. Shitty Internet: 99 Me: 0.

I have finally learned that in the war between man and shitty internet, shitty internet always wins. Always.