After wondering around aimlessly, Louis finally found what he was looking for...now if only he knew what that was. As he approached the women with the signup sheets, she asked him "name?"

Louis being Louis, answered in his own special way "I am  Louis Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, of the noble house of Vallière. That should be adequate for this form"

"...right...So, just how do you spell that?"

"How...how do you spell that!? Are you not capable of writing and reading!?" 

"I am, but that name doesn't sound like a name, it sounds like an address" she stated

By this time, Louis was bright red "an address!!!!? What is wrong with you!?"

'Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing' she thought to herself. "Listen, could you just spell it?"

Louis snatched the paper and quill from her "I shall do it then. Even if I do spell it out for you, you are likely to write it wrong." This exchange repeated itself more or less the same until his form had been filled out