[quote=@BrokenVeil]
Welp. The irony of this post went undetected. The whole point was to see if anyone would say anything about my frequent attention whoring and I should shut my mouth. Then we could have a hearty laugh and then weep later or something. I suppose I should stop doing social experiments.
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Just dial down on the effort level a little. Give people time to get to know you before getting too ambitious.